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CDC Warns Consumers That Kale Is Still Disgusting

A Babylon Bee article claims the CDC warns kale is still disgusting and should be avoided.
The satire notes a romaine lettuce outbreak as context for public warnings about kale.
The piece quotes a mock statement from CDC Director Robert R. Redfield about kale.
Redfield allegedly questions why people buy kale despite its supposed taste.
The satire pleads with readers to avoid kale to protect family health.
The article situates the piece within a roundup of trending articles on Babylon Bee.
The satire uses a mock emergency press conference to present kale as avoidable.
The piece attributes the warning to an 'official report' from the CDC.
The article emphasizes kale's unappealing image amid kale-themed products.
The content is presented as satire reflecting audience familiarity with Babylon Bee.

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