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Catholic Scholars Confirm Purgatory Consists Of Helping Third Graders With Math For Hundreds Of Years
- A Babylon Bee satire claims purgatory involves centuries of math tutoring for third-graders.
- The piece jokes that souls perform long division and decimals to reach purification.
- The article includes other humorous hypothetical Hell-related math tasks for emphasis.
- The satire uses fictional quotes and sign-offs to mimic official statements.
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